September 2010
4 posts
Talking to Javier;
Javi: so........
Javi: I bought a home theater system and play really loud hardcore porn on it, to make it seem like I get laid everyday.
Me: Smart man.
Javi: My neighbors give me the thumbs up everytime I go outside... except that one time me and my grandma walked out together. Can you say AWKWARD?!
Me: hahahah!
