Talking to Javier;
- Javi: so........
- Javi: I bought a home theater system and play really loud hardcore porn on it, to make it seem like I get laid everyday.
- Me: Smart man.
- Javi: My neighbors give me the thumbs up everytime I go outside... except that one time me and my grandma walked out together. Can you say AWKWARD?!
- Me: hahahah!
